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WEEKLY DISS: THE ZOOKEEPER
STARRING | KEVIN JAMES DIRECTOR | FRANK CORACI STUDIO | COLUMBIA PICTURES RELEASE | 10.11.11 Unlike a great deal of other, better, movies, it was nearly impossible to avoid Zookeeper. Beginning in late...
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IN THE TUBES: WILL SMITH SLAPS REPORTER
Oh Will Smith. You’re such a nice guy, a real class act. You never do drugs, you have two dimpled, successful children, a hot wife, and are still just as cute as a button into your forties. So why are...
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REEL TALK: MOVIES RATED BY LIMERICKS PART DEUX
KILLING THEM SOFTLY No, it’s not based on the song Or that freaky Heather Graham pr0n. This one stars Brad Pitt After a mob hit With the hairdo from his ’80s prom. [R | Wide Release, Fri 11.30.12]...
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ADAPTATION NATION: MEN IN BLACK
SPOILER ALERT IF YOU HAVEN’T SEEN THE MOVIE OR READ THE COMIC! Men in Black was originally a comic book mini-series that came out in the early ’90s. When they made the first movie in 1997 they kept the...
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STREIGHT ANGULAR: “WILL SMITH”
GENRE | MOLECULES COLLIDING VERDICT | WORTH A MILLION DOLLARS LABEL | POLK RECORDS While collaborating on some year-end coverage–for which he was generous enough to kick us down with his favorite 30...
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RUN FOR COVER: STEVIE WONDER VS. WILL SMITH: “I WISH / WILD, WILD WEST”
Run For Cover is a weekly music column comparing cover songs to the original version. Prepare for a major bending of rules as we hear musicians throw around genres, tempos, style, and intent. Whether...
View ArticleSTEVIE WONDER VS. WILL SMITH: “I WISH / WILD, WILD WEST”
For someone in his 60s, Stevie Wonder is more than an American icon. He's a prodigy. Will Smith knew that and didn't even try to play with the original. Instead, he got as ridiculous as it gets.
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